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This Way to a Face Melting Face
Joining actress and tall "spahhhhiinnnne" lioness Dixie Carter in staving off age and creating unique self help videos, Carol Maggio works overtime here demonstrating completely unflattering facial exercises that purportedly raise cheek bones, restores lips, and according to the posting blogger, Everything is Terrible, "melts faces." The video supports the widely held theory that administering fellatio keeps you young looking. Who really has Juvaderm and Botox money these days?
eGuider: April MacIntyre
Managing Editor for People/Celebrity and Smallscreen, Monsters and Critics
Starting out as an executive assistant to the head of the contemporary music department at Triad Artists, April has more than fifteen years of experience in the entertainment industry, and transitioned her career over five years ago to primarily writing online about celebrity life, prominent below the line craftspeople and all things smallscreen. April also has read her original stories at DeLauné Michel's Spoken Interludes, contributed to NPR, done featured segments for Jack FM and is a regular on Blog Talk Radio's TV Talk.