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The Twilight Before Christmas
If only Santa were darker, more mysterious…a rotund, Twilightian psycho, the world’s “most dangerous jolly old elf” – why every young woman would want to ride on his sleigh. Take this St. Nick: “Everything about me invites you in – my beard, my belly, my red suit – even my three hose.” He even jets through the air like a vampire and transforms into something…hairy and white in the light. Good to know Robert Pattinson will have a career well into his portly old man years.
eGuider: Melissa Roth
Journalist, Author, Web Producer
Melissa Roth has written story extensions and webisodes for HBO shows including Entourage, Big Love, Sex & the City and John from Cincinnati. The author of two books (On the Loose and The Left Stuff), has written for The Washington Post, Rolling Stone and Self magazine. She is currently producing two web series, Miss Beasley's Pick-Up School for Girls and Byron's Barcalounger.