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eGuiders Holiday Favorites

Have a couple minutes to spare this holiday season? Take a break from the mall crowds, the Christmas music that has become the soundtrack to your December, and your dysfunctional family - it's time to take the edge off with a few clips that can either make you laugh or help you balance out the holiday cheer with a cynical twist on all things Santa-related. eGuiders is about to put a different kind of joy in your stocking, and we don't even need access to your chimney.

The Twilight Before Christmas view now
Melissa Roth

Journalist / Web Producer: Melissa Roth
Journalist, Author, Web Producer

The Twilight Before Christmas

Comedy (Spoof), Drama & Genre (Romance)
[2:41, from Take180]

If only Santa were darker, more mysterious…a rotund, Twilightian psycho, the world’s “most dangerous jolly old elf” – why every young woman would want to ride on his sleigh. Take this St. Nick: “Everything about me invites you in – my beard, my belly, my red suit – even my three hose.” He even jets through the air like a vampire and transforms into something…hairy and white in the light. Good to know Robert Pattinson will have a career well into his portly old man years.